Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Power of the Mind....

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs Hololer......

BJ

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving......

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.. This may not be an International Holiday but giving thanks is a universal thing, something that we all do regardless of the time of year or even how..






Well folks, it's that time again to give thanks for the year's blessings with your family & friends and even party a little..

Be safe everyone...

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Rising Super Star...

Speaking of a Rising Star, there's none other right now, this very minute who get's anywhere close to this guy right here... He is not only very rich, but has mastered the art to entertain, has flawless lyrics and a real cool bad boy hip hop image to back this up... this guy in my books unless he does something stupid like they all do is going to reach near gloabal iconic standards like Tupac, please believe it. Right now the entire Hip Hop world is feeling Lil Weezy something crazy and he deserved to win some of the big awards at the 1st BET Hip Hop Awards, but hey that was more politics than a show and I'd rather not get into that right now...

Dad & Son duo 'Stunting like my Daddy' Hottest Hip Hop Beat '06..


& for those who know me pretty well by now, know that I have a knack to accurately pick out Super Stars in their budding stages. These artistes end up becoming not just superstars but mega global icon's. A few examples that I have selected in the past are Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Mary J Blige, Eminem, Beyonce, Tupac Shakur & Lauryn Hill. In the radar now is Chris Brown, Neyo and now Lil Wayne.. Just watch this space...















& while still on STARS, let me take this opportunity to congratulate Emmit & Cheryl for doing their thing... I thought Mario was clearly the better dancer but the people voted who they liked.. so big up's Emmit. Another confirmation that personalities play a big big role in decision making..

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Older Woman...

What is it about the older woman that makes her
  • so attractive?
  • so sexy?
  • so understanding?
  • so spontaneous?
  • so perfect?
The older woman.
  • is comfortable in her own skin and therefore confident.
  • knows what her strengths are and uses them to the fullest.
  • has mastered mens psychology and is therefore less nagging.
  • dresses real good and knows how to accesorize.
  • is as flexible as long as long as you keep your end of the bargain.
  • knows when you're lying and/or need your space.
  • knows when to take charge and when to let up.
  • finally can really put it down making all the boys run to the yard for more...
And you wonder why
  • we are so attracted to the older woman?
  • & what is older, just to qualify this post? 30+....

Monday, November 13, 2006

Grey Monday!!!

Terrible Monday, guys I'm a pretty passionate & competitive person and I've let a sports team get the better of me... These Atlanta Falcons are giving the entire city nightmares, ulcers, high blood pressure, wrecking otherwise peaceful & happy homes and drastically reducing productivity at work.. This team is now perhaps the worst team in the NFL... They yoyo up & down like no other team.. This last Sunday they lost to a weak Cleveland Browns team, two Sundays ago they went down to arguably the worst team in football the Detroit, Lions ... Now we are 5:4 when we could have been 7:2...

As fans sitting on the couch at home we are making better calls than all those coaches put together.. How on earth do you call for a deep throw on a 3rd down & inches??? You tell me...

Here's my Silver Bullet solution for this team, bold but its the way forward...
  1. Play Mike Vick, Matt Schwab & DJ Shockley interchangerbly with a bias towards # 3, DJ. Yes, I said it.
  2. Get rid of all those coaches who just want to be buddy buddy with the players and are totally not in control of the big ego's in the team. They need a coach who will tell them off. No one has even uttered a word to Vick on all those drops...
  3. Recruit a little better, regroup real quick as the team only has 2 more years to get to the super bowl or else a complete overhaul..

Am out.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

When the Beat Stopped...

Hey, I'll be the first to admit that I watch 'Dancing with the Stars', like am sitting for an exam and which normal person wouldn't guy or chic who loves to see some fine ass dancers... The ladies are so sexy and the guys am told are fyynne... Many guys watch it and they will not admit it. Millions of chics watch it too and vote as well hence the main reason why only 3 dudes, now 2 are left in the finals...

For me the show ended last week when the BEAT just stopped, when they bid Monique Coleman bye .. This season it has been phenomenal, beautiful & great performances, high ranking star audiences heck even President Kaunda from Zambia was in attendance...

All in all a great show and would only like to honor Ms Monique Coleman who was such a joy to watch.. sista has some booty on her too... especially since Vivica was sent fishing so early...

But you know what, no problem coz I can still feast my eyes on Karina, Cheryl & Edyta who are such great & sexy performers as well.




My final pick - Unless Mario messes up next week, it's a wrap, then again, Emmit former super bowl MVP could bring it and knowing Cheryl who is a tough competitor & also defending Champ.. certainly not a walk in the park...



Ms Bootylicious.... mmm..

Damn Son!!!

Moneymaker right thurr..

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

PAY BACK!!

Be sure to read all the way thru ... hilarious!!

PAY BACK ...There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"Of course the Madam said no ! ! He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, they catch some strokes in the backseat of the car, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

SO BUSTED!!!

Poor guy is so busted... simply copy the complete link below on your address panel and listen in.. (from http - .mp3)

What would you do if you were in this situation, both as the guy or the wife??

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com
/18227/podcast/PHOENIX-AZ/KZZP-FM/snake-dontusethemouth.mp3