Wednesday, May 31, 2006

World's 1st!!

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, Walmart has established "Women Only" parking lots.

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot (Below).

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Ukistaajabu ya Musa Utaona ya Virauni !!

Jamaa mpenda wake za watu siku moja alikuwa akila uroda Na mke WA jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo.

Ghafla, mume karudi na kuanza kupiga hodi mlango wa mbele, mke kusikia mumewe karudi, kahamaki na kukimbilia kumtoa jamaa kupitia mlango wa nyuma.

Jamaa alikurupuka mbio, akaruka ukuta akiwa uchi wa mnyama akakimbia hadi nyumbani kwake.

Alipofika kwa mkewe akamwambia kapigwa na majambazi njiani wakamvua nguo zote na kumwibia kila kitu. Mkewe akamwambia "pole mpenzi lakini hawa majambazi si watu wema kabisa, yaani wamekuvua nguo zote na kukuvalisha hicho kidude (condom)????

How do you get out of this???? Ati 2 of the Jambazi's were chic's and they even tried to rape you but you ponyoka'd?? eeh WHAT??

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Keeping up with the Jones's!!

What do you POST on a week that you've been so so busy and you still have to keep up with your one post a week quota??
















What to do but to join the many wellwishers and cry for 'Barbaro' a HORSE with a broken leg. I swear this news has taken more airtime than most other real major issues happening in the world today. What in the world!!!!

Don't get me wrong please, I really like Horses and feel for Barbaro too. Wish you quick recovery playa and hope that you'll be the stud stallion that you are, big daddy.

Then as I was going through the web I came across this other real funny picture that simply made my day. On a real busy week laughter can be the best medicine too.

Have a great rest of the week & weekend folks.


Friday, May 19, 2006

The Chosen One!!





I called it too, early when I first saw this guy. Is he the real deal??

4 sure, 100% The Real Deal, so no matter what happens tonight, this dude is alright in my books.

Be a Witness!!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Simply Amazing!!


Here's Dwayne Wade air bourne & the heat rolling past the New Jersy Nets yesterday.

Wade is in a class of his own. If only he can stay healthy the Heat can make the East finals against the Pistons a great series.

And as for the "Chosen One", King James, is he all that good?? Yes Sir, Lebron is clearly the heir apparent to Michael Jordan and perhaps even take basketball to the next level. Iverson's days are over and this is clearly the new world order.

So to Lebron & Dwayne, hats off to you guys.

Don't get it twisted, now, I am a Spurs fan and huge on Manu Ginobli, but this year things might be a little exciting.

All in all great basketball.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

My Songbird Idol!


It does not matter which way it goes from here, but here is my idol.

Damn, is she fine or what!!


Mm Mm Mm!!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

My kind of movie!!


Yeah now you're

talking, that's a good movie right there.

Check out the star power!!

This will not only be a best seller but a classic too.

Have a good weekend folks.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Best Show Ever

Hi guys, I just watched the South African musical - UMOJA over the weekend. This was simply the best show I have ever attended. Well choreographed, high energy, on point from beginning to end.

When it first started the ladies were all topless and I thought I was seeing my own things and I tell my gorgeous lady company, that one lady is top less and she says,, aaah dude, all of them are topless. GOD, I was in heaven. I've been here talking about them swazi virgins and I was seeing them live. It was like some soft porn for a brotha, man. You need to watch the show to understand what am talking about.










My favorite scenes were the beginning of course, the church choir scene and finally the kwasa kwasa scene. This one scene brought down the house for real and am urging you all to go watch it. Them khosa girls can shake what their moma gave them like a hell.

Great, Great Show.

Made me feel proud to be African.

I guess next time it's in the Uzbec, I will watch it again, you can bet on that..