One-on-One with Zidane!!
Try these on Zidane at your own cost;- Wall za nyumba yenyu ni thin... ma neighbours wakikatakata kitunguu munalia
- First time yako ku-buy ball gum shopkeeper alikugei ya green ukasema 'nataka ile imeiva'
- Mathako m-lazy anapika chapo moja kwanza na lotion halafu anatoa fotocopy ya hizo zingine
- Budako ni fala mpaka ye hu-cover newspaper
- Budaako ni mso ye hukula maembe kama njugu.
- Sistako ni mfupi jo anashuka mathree na parachute
Don't say I didn't warn you.
To all my other friends who do not understand swahili, these are simply 'Yo-Mama' type jokes that you don't wanna play with Zizzou.. Get a local to interpret for you.
Have a pleasant weekend folks.
posted by Shaggy @ 12:07 PM
6 Comments:
Well as long as you know where he's head is.... and can run... You're sawa!
How long have you been collecting the disses?
Oh by the way....
Me first!
The good old mchongoano jokes!They bring back memories!Have a nice weekend!
U must be a very chokozi kid and an expert. We what happened to my email?
hehe - nice ones!
remember the days...
Stunah - what head? You might wanna stay you know...
Aco - Yup the good old stuff. Were you good at this?
Naks- Yes I was, the bad ones and if I lost I beat you up. I was actually first body in my class.
Adrian - Memories are made of these. Unfortunately the young kids migt never know these.
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